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domingo, 31 de janeiro de 2010

Votos de casamento...


Para descontrair... Sem ressentimentos hein?

ESCRITO POR ELE:

Que feliz sou eu,meu amor!
Já,já estaremos casados,
o café da manhã na cama,
um bom suco e pão torrado

Com ovos bem mexidinhos
tudo pronto bem cedinho
depois irei pro trabalho
e voce para o mercado

Então você corre pra casa
rapidinho,arruma tudo
e corre pro seu trabalho
para começar seu turno

Você sabe que de noite
gosto de jantar bem cedo
de te ver bem bonita
alegre e sorridente

Pela noite mini-séries
cineminha bem barato
nunca iremos ao shopping
nem a restaurantes caros

Voce vai cozinhar pra mim
comidinhas bem caseiras
pois não sou dessas pessoas
que gosta de comer fora
acho isso uma besteira...


Voce não acha querida
que esses serão dias gloriosos?
Não se esqueça meu amor
que logo seremos esposos!

ESCRITO POR ELA:

Que sincero meu amor!
Que oportunas tuas palavras!
Esperas tanto de mim
que me sinto intimidada.

Não sei fazer ovo mexido
e assim como sua mãe adorada,
meu pão torrado se queima
de cozinha não sei nada!

Gosto muito de dormir,
até tarde, relaxada...
ir ao shopping fazer compras
com o Mastercard bandeira dourada

Sair com minhas amigas,
comprar só roupa de marca
sapatos só exclusivos
e as langeries mais caras

Pense bem,que ainda há tempo
a igreja não está paga
eu devolvo meu vestido
e voce seu terno de gala

E domingo bem cedinho
prá começar a semana,
ponha um anúncio no jornal
com letras bem destacadas:

"HOMEM JOVEM E BONITO
PROCURA ESCRAVA BEM LERDA
POR QUE SUA EX-FUTURA ESPOSA
MANDOU ELE IR À MERDA!!!"

20 Originalidades compartilhadas por aqui:

Tyna disse...

rsrsrsrs...
é bem por aí mesmo!

Beijos

angela disse...

A resposta bem de acordo com a proposta...rs
beijo

Lidiane Vasconcelos disse...

...kkkkk...
Desse jeito, o casamento seria a visão do inferno... ehehehe...

Uma Mulher de Fases disse...

A-D-O-R-E-I
Sei que é piada, mas em 2010 ainda tem homem achando que vai encontrar esposa amélia como as avós deles eram!
Me poupa...rs!
Beijos

Daniel Savio disse...

Afff, fala sério, o casamento é dividir, não explorar em tempos...

Hua, kkk, ha, ha, brincadeira com um fundo de verdade.

Fique com Deus, menina Raquel Cecilia.
Um abraço.

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